The Onion Spoofs Twilight

The Onion has long been known for its biting satire, particularly its dark comedy and political satire. Below the do what they do best with Twilight. It is a spoof, but the first minute sounds very real. Not for the easily offended, if you like dark, irreverent humor, you’ll like this.

Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation’s Capitol To Spare Life Of ‘Twilight’ Author

TY to our own Nena Cullen for the heads up

MSN: How To Date A Vampire Twilight Spoof

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So as tongue-in-cheek spoofs go, what did you think?

Mad Magazine to Feature Twilight in Upcoming Issue

Mad Magazine, the legendary spoof and humor magazine, is featuring Twilight in their next issue. They wrote to tell us:

“I hope you’re well! I’m writing to you from the offices of MAD Magazine. I wanted to give you a heads-up: MAD Magazine #504, on sale June 15th, features “A MAD Look at Twilight” by one of MAD’s original Idiots, Sergio



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College Humor Spoofs Twilight

Keep in mind it is the college humor site so there’s some of what you might call R-rated, locker room humor leading up to a pretty funny ending. TY to Anne Marie for the heads up.

Jimmy Fallon: Halloween Robert Pattinson Spoof

Jimmy Fallon is back with his impersonation of Robert Pattinson as Edward. This time it’s Halloween style.

NBC’s The Office also got into the act with Ryan dressing up as Edward. TY to Becky K for the heads up.

Bella and Edward Go To Harvard…Sort Of

Harvard University’s humor and satire magazine has a spoof of Twilight coming out entitled Nightlight. The Harvard Lampoon has been around nearly 300 years and was initially modeled on the British humor magazine Punch. They have done a parody of anything and everything. According to the description on

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.

And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.

Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?

Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.”

Probably the most famous spoof of the Harvard Lampoon was their 1969 spoof of Tolkein called Bored of the Rings.  Many writers of the magazine end up  on the sitcom writing staffs in Hollywood. Among their alums is Conan O’Brien.

Jimmy Fallon Spoofs Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen Again

This is spoof number three that Jimmy Fallon has done. Wonder if he gets splinters from being in the tree so much?

Via Twilight Examiner

Hillywood Twilight Parody Outtakes

We saw this on Saturday in Phoenix and died laughing. One word:bees!

New Moon Trailer Spoof

From the same people who brought you the Twilight movie spoof, we now have a New Moon trailer spoof.

TY to Nga for the heads up.

Jimmy Fallon Spoofs Twilight Shark Week Style