Merry Christmas Stephenie Meyer style from the Twilight Lexicon

Christmas

On behalf of the entire staff of the Twilight Lexicon, we wish all our readers Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Back in 2005, before everyone knew about Twilight, because it had only been on bookshelves about three months, Stephenie Meyer wrote an article for Ensign Magazine about the spirit of Christmas. It has become the Lexicon’s traditional Christmas post.

Hero at the Grocery Store


by Stephenie Meyer

Merry Christmas 2011: A Stephenie Meyer Short Story

Remember fall 2006? New Moon had only just been published. There was no movie. There was no wild buzz in every corner of the Internet. There was no official release date with in-store midnight parties. There were just two books in a series that was yet to be called The Twilight Saga.

Stephenie Meyer wrote an article for Ensign Magazine, the magazine of the LDS church, about the spirit of Christmas. It has become the Lexicon’s traditional Christmas post.

A very Merry Christmas and a Healthy and Happy New Year to you and your families.

Hero at the Grocery Store


by Stephenie Meyer

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner Dish Christmas Gifts

The answers here are hilariously honest.

Via Twilight Poison

The Black Friday Twilight Fan Buying Guide:What to Get the Twilight Fan

There are a million Twilight products out there. This time of year we get hit with lots of emails from parents, husbands, boyfriends all wanting to know what Twilight related gift can they get their resident TwiHard. So here are our recommendations.

Having trouble remembering whose vampire power is whose? Need to keep everyone straight in Breaking Dawn Part 2 movie? There are a whole lot of more vampires coming! Find out all of their backstories and the backstories on Alice, Aro, and more. For example, did you know that Victoria and the Denali sister share a connection? Find out more in the Twilight Saga: Official Illustrated Guide.

Bella’s purple comforter. Currently ON SALE at Target with free shipping!!

InfiniteJewleryRing

Bella’s engagement ring, and bracelet that are good quality GUARANTEED. Back BEFORE there were Twilight movies, Infinite Jewelry made the very first Bella’s bracelets and engagement rings. The bracelets feature a custom made wolf to Stephenie Meyer’s exact specifications(made with a bronze wood look for durability), and a wedding ring that you can even get with genuine gold and/or real diamonds if you want. Check them out at Infinite Jewelry.

High quality 8X10 glossy studio shots from Creation Entertainment and signed merchandise from Creation Entertainment. As the official Twilight convention, Creation Entertainment has access to footage not always obtainable elsewhere for high quality stills. They also have some exclusive mugs and tee shirts not featured any place else! Check out their entire Twilight shop here.

Want to create the meal from Bella and Edward’s first date? How about mushroom ravioli shipped direct from the actual restaurant where the date occurred. The date might be fictitious, but the restaurant is very very real. Order online here.

Merry Christmas 2010: A Stephenie Meyer Short Story

Christmas

Remember fall 2006? New Moon had only just been published. There was no movie.  There was no wild buzz in every corner of the Internet. There was no official release date with in-store midnight parties. There were just two books in a series.

Stephenie Meyer wrote an article for Ensign Magazine, the magazine of the LDS church, about the spirit of Christmas. It has become the Lexicon’s traditional Christmas post.

A very Merry Christmas and a Healthy and Happy New Year to you and your families.

Hero at the Grocery Store
by Stephenie Meyer

The 12 Days of Twilight 2010

We started this musical tradition last year. Check out the 2009 version here.

We also want to say a HUGE TY to OpenHome from our fabulous forum mod team for the matching Bella and Edward Santa hats and 24601 (aka Laura’s husband) for making it snow!

Christmas Decorating Twilight Style

Amanda Bell, the Twilight Examiner, has a really great article up featuring people who have decorated their trees in a Twilight style.

Check out Amanda’s article and a great photo gallery here.

On the other hand SNL seems to have gone beyond tree decorating and has a pop culture manger scene.

What do you think of SNL’s choice(via Twifans), does it go too far? What do you think about holiday Twilight decorating?

Twas the Night Before Christmas Twilight Style

Fiona from the Danger Magnet site sent this over.  Her friend Gracie wrote it.

‘Twas the night before Christmas in the house of Cullen,
All were quite busy, no one was sullen.
Emmet downed a pine with just one blow,
Which Alice had decorated so grand, don’t you know!
Only one stocking was hung up tonight,
For a child named Renesmee, who squealed with delight!
For this celebration was made for one cause;
The arrival of none other than Santa Claus.

Back at the cottage, with paper and bows, Bella wrapped presents for Nessie…with Rose.
Delighted, that now, they were sisters, so dear;
It’s amazing what happened in just one short year.
Charlie and Sue, engaged, now, to marry,
Were also quite busy, no time to tarry.
Charlie cursed quietly under his breath.
They still couldn’t leave. Where were Leah and Seth?
When, finally, Sue’s two kids did arrive,
With the car fully loaded, they pulled out of the drive.
It seemed kind of silly to leave break of dawn,
But he wouldn’t argue, no, not Charlie Swan.

Carlisle and Esme were cooking up stuff,
But with werewolves coming, would there be quite enough!
Folks soon would arrive, but one thing to do first;
Go on a hunt to make sure there’s no thirst.
Alice could see that they still had one hour,
Which was plenty of time for some deer to devour.

Edward drove up with wrapped presents galore,
Brought some in the house, then went back for more.
“This time,” he thought, “she’ll accept what I give…
She’s my Bella, my wife, for as long as we live.”
On the back porch, Nessie did what she oughta,
For the reindeer, she put a big bowl of water.
Next to the tree, on a cloth made of silk,
For Santa, some cookies and a tall glass of milk.

Candles were lit and the tables were set
For a Christmas morning none would forget.
The music was playing. There were lights on the trees.
The house would be found with the greatest of ease.
The guests were arriving. All Cullens were there
To greet their new friends and wish holiday cheer.
People were laughing and eating the food.
Even Leah was in a good mood.
If one looked at Jasper, they’d see a broad smile;
He’d keep Leah happy, at least for awhile!

Only one person seemed very sad.
Renesmee said, “Mama, I must have been bad.
Santa should be here, but where is his sled?
Has he gone to see other children instead?”
“Hey, Renesmee,” said Emmet, “what’s all that noise?
Could that be Santa Claus, bringing you toys?”
Nessie ran to the window. All talking did pause.
For there in the yard was dear old Santa Claus.
Instead of reindeer, eight wolves pulled the sled.
By a ninth wolf, in front, the others were led.
“It’s Rudolph, Mama!” and Bella smiled back.
For the wolf, with the red nose, was Jacob Black.
With tears in her eyes, she thought, “Oh, that boy!
He’d do just about anything to bring Nessie joy.”
Suddenly, Santa was gone…that was weird.
He was now in the house with red suit and beard.
His eyes, how they twinkled. He carried a sack.
If you looked very closely, you’d see Billy Black.
Then Paul and Embry and others were there.
Soon, Quil arrived, carrying Clare.

It was a time full of happiness…no one was sad.
A celebration that good triumphed bad.
A time to put old issues to rest,
As each saw the other for their very best.
Then, Carlisle and Billy looked very mysterious.
“We have something to say, and it’s really quite serious.
Loyalty proven…It wasn’t an act.
And the time is right for a brand new pact.
Quileutes and Cullens exist hand in hand,
Free to walk on the other’s land.
If ever we’re threatened, with death, by others,
We’ll all stand together…sisters and brothers.”

With emotion filled comments and tears in some eyes,
People were hugging and saying goodbyes.
Cars, loaded with gifts, food, and holiday cheer,
All promised to be on hand next year.
“Renesmee is snoring, so we’d better go;
But Carlisle and Esme, I want you to know
I love you so much.” Bella said, so sincere.
“Before we go, let me make this quite clear.
The decision to change was mine from the start,
No need for another…your son IS my heart.”

Hands clasped together, Bella and Ed
Carried Nessie home, and put her to bed
“She’s perfect,” he said, “but then, so are you.
Who would have guessed, after all I’ve been through,
That I would have love and a life filled with bliss.”
Then he hugged her and gave her the most tender kiss.
Of course, there was more…’twas a night full of passion.
But, I’ll tell you the rest in Stephenie fashion.
The love that they shared was honest and true.
Having said that, MERRY CHRISTMAS to you!

Love and hugs to all of you…Gracie