Archives for 2010

RESCUED AT LAST

Intervention Basics: Rule One Cut Off Communications

Signs of Weakening?

The Deprogramming Continues…not going so well

The Larry and Kevin Meadow Revitalization Project

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Larry and Kevin have given it a good deal of thought, and the meadow really could be put to far better purposes. This is what we have in mind. What do you think? We’ve even started forum discussion for it.

Twilight Intervention: Step 3 Isolate the Obsessed

The girls will be back at noon, let’s see how they do in a confined space without Twilight.

Twilight Intervention: Step 2 You Need Accomplices…Lots of Accomplices!

You want to know what happens next? Come back at around 10:00.

The Plot Begins: This Is What Started It

As you can see, we had to step in. This is only the beginning. Come back at around 10:00 make that 8:30 and we’ll show you our plan in motion.

ATTENTION LEXICON FANS

The families of Alphie and Pel HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!  Being a fan is one thing.  But this!  THIS is OBSESSION!

This site is closed until further notice.

You want your precious Lexicon back?  Stay tuned. We’ll let you know what we’ve done with Lori and Laura around 7 am.

Until then…

Figure out something else to do with your lives that does not involved sparkling vampires and pubescent werewolves.

Until we next update, try watching something really worthwhile like this poignant and sentimental video on real heroes and the pastime of champions.

Update on “The Host” Movie Adaptation

TheHostPBGiven the recent announcement that a The Host paperback will contain a new chapter that Stephenie Meyer had to provide the film makers, it’s no surprise that the next bit of information about the the progress toward turning the book into a film is about the script.  Deadline Hollywood has new information that  Andrew Niccol, who penned the scripts for Gattaca and The Truman Show, is on draft number three of the script for The Host.  Niccol was chosen because Gattaca is one of Stephenie Meyer’s favorite science fiction films.  The two were introduced by the film’s producers and began working together towards a finished script.  Producer Steve Schwartz said, “There is very good chemistry in this group. Stephenie is a very smart collaborator, and she had an intuitive strong hunch he would be the right guy. Based on the script we’ve seen, we think she was right. We’re thinking this will be shot in early 2011.”  No casting decisions have been made yet, and it’s still uncertain if Niccol will also direct the film.  Read the whole story over at Deadline New York.