Robert Pattinson Quotes in Modern Poetry Book

It’s all a spoof in good fun that uses celebrity quotes. Most of the Robert Pattinson quotes used were taken from Twilight-based interviews.

According to Hypable

The creators of the The Stupidest Things website and companion books have brought us another masterpiece in the form of The Anthology of Really Important Modern Poetry: Timeless ‘Poems’ By Snooki, John Boehner, Kanye West and Other Well-Versed Celebrities.

Kathryn and Ross Petras offer a timeless collection of “found” poetry—real quotes formatted as verse for hilarious and surprising effect. The quotes are entertaining and the use of verse only makes the words sound more ridiculous. This is parody at its finest.

The Robert Pattinson one is featured below. Check out others over on Hypable.


  1. Elizabeth (EverythingRemindsMeOfTwilight) says:

    THAT’S GREAT!! Thanks for sharing! Just brightened my day. 🙂

  2. I nearly died.
    Yes, parody at its most eloquent!

  3. Christina says:

    Somehow I don’t believe that. I doubt Kristen would be wiling to sleep in his wrecked, dirty apartment, and you all KNOW she’s over there throwing down when they get the chance… ;D

    • These quotes mostly came from his early days before he and Kris got together. His hair wasn’t the cleanest in those day. He used a lot of gel. He’s improved in all things since the beginning, including his appearance.

  4. Yoko Stevenson says:

    Hahahahaha! Oh boy. That is FABULOUS.

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