Twilight Widower on Gift Buying

We first introduced you to the Twilight Widower last week. He details the antics of his Twilight obsessed wife in a good-natured way. He’s an especially good sport because they live in the Vancouver area and his wife keeps dragging him downtown to buy milk and bread.

Before Twilight, I would have to subtly draw hints from her for weeks to determine what sort of gift she wanted for special occasions and then would get it wrong anyway, despite all my careful detective work. (She told me she wanted a food processor; how was I supposed to know it wasn’t a good Valentine’s Day gift?) But now that she has given herself over to Edward Cullen, knowing what she wants is ridiculously easy.”

Anyway, in his most recent entry, he mentions the bright side to being a Twilight Widower: gift buying is easier. There are also other…er…fringe benefits as you read down(work safe, but a strong PG-13). We don’t think we’ll be looking at boats quite the same way for awhile. Check it out. TY to Twi-Crack for the heads up.


  1. LOL That guy is funny. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. offically my new favorite twilight blogger ๐Ÿ™‚ he’s hilarious.

  3. That was hysterical! I told all the “widowers” at the office and my husband as well.

  4. cynthia says:

    My friend passed this along yesterday. I won’t look at rowing or boats the same way either. lol It was great.

  5. I have been passing this about all week. He is unbelievably funny — and absolutely spot-on. I hope that the cast and crew has foudn this … wouldn’t it be hilarious if they decided to knock on his door before leaving Vancouver? He and his wife deserve it for keeping a strong sense of humour!

  6. I always looked past this guys blogs when ever they did an article on him but I finaly decided to check his site out… and man is he funny. I was dying laughing(then again me and my friend have been laughing for the past halfhour).
    He is realy funny. There is even a picture of a twilight condom. ๐Ÿ˜‰


  8. Julie M. says:

    This guy is hilarious! I found myself relating to his wife so well. I do some of the same things as her. I did forward it on to my husband as well. ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. WOW! This guy totally gets it! I mean, now I know how my husband feels and i kinda explains the new gifts. And I always thought he just listened to me!


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