Who Would Play Edward and Bella in a Reboot: Suri and Knox of Course

Next Movie’s Male Twi-Hard has outdone himself this time suggesting possibilities for who would play Edward and Bella in a reboot 10 years from now.

Bella Swan: Suri Cruise

This is the obvious choice, right? The offspring of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will surely grow up to be beautiful… and no doubt weird and kind of anti-social. She’ll be the perfect Bella!

Edward Cullen: Knox Jolie-Pitt

The only people on earth who have better beauty genes than Suri Cruise are the Jolie-Pitt pups. Bella has to be attractive but the man who plays Edward has to be even more beautiful to make Bella seem like “another girl next door” at first glance. Knox, get ready to follow your parents into acting.

Jacob Black: Mateo Bravery Bratt

His father Benjamin Bratt is half-Quechua, an indigenous ethnic group to Peru, so Mateo may be even more perfect to play a Quileute than Taylor Lautner, who seems shady of his “distant” Native-American ancestry.

Hit NextMovie to find out who he selects for the Cullens and a hilarious Photoshopped total cast poster!

Comments

  1. Yikes! ;)

  2. I don’t know about Edward, but it seems to me like you wouldn’t need to look very far to find the perfect next-generation Bella: Mackenzie Foy.

  3. So funny! Love it!

  4. Hate it!! I really hope Twilight(the whole Saga too)is NEVER rebooted. Its always about making money with these people…well I’m sorry but for me Robert and Kristen(though I’ve gone off her now) will always be my Edward and Bella. I can’t imagine anyone else playing the characters I love..Carlisle,Alice etc. I certainly wouldn’t watch it. Why can’t things just be left alone. I’d love to know though,if the people who are fans of the books purely see the films to see how they’re interpreted from the books or because they are fans of both the books and the actors playing the characters,if its just for the books then maybe people would go and see another version of it but even though loads of really good and I think important stuff has been left out of the books and things put it that don’t even happen the 5 films will always be my Twilight no matter how good or impressive the reboots might be,just saying!!

  5. Oh I would soooo watch it, and pray for a better script writer, and while we are dreaming, Peter Jackson to make it all happen. Kristen & Rob were never in my head when I read the books, they are now, but would I ever love to see what someone else would do with the characters. It would be so interesting.

  6. OOOH meu deeeeeeeuuuuus que leeegalll….very,very cool

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