What If Everyone Was a Vampire?

Fearnet wonders what life would be like if everyone in Hollywood went vamp. Check out their tongue-in-cheek look at who makes the cut already.

Paris Hilton
She has porcelain skin, never gains weight and only comes out at night. Plus, she sucks the lifeblood out of everyone around her.  Has anyone actually checked to see if Paris has a pulse?”

Get the rest of the list here.

Comments

  1. She definitely wouldn’t be a Cullen. Maybe a Denali or Nomad! :)

  2. Jeannaly says:

    she would feel on humans blood and will probably bee a succubus just like irina
    lmao!!!

  3. They are so creep, lol, lol, lol… I think they suppose to be nomades or the volture wives… lol!!!!

  4. Thparkle says:

    THAT WOULD GIVE VAMPIRES EVERYWHERE A BAD NAME! A VAMPIRE CAN’T BE THAT SKANKY! LOL!!!!!

  5. lmao that was really funny! :P

  6. Mary Alice Cullen says:

    Totally someone should cheeck if Paris has a pulse? lol

  7. Nezzi Loves Lautner says:

    that would be great! i think a stupid nomad or something.. i can barely tolerate the cullens…

    someone should check to see if she has a pulse?? LOL

  8. LMAOO.

  9. Zookie Monster says:

    Um, Paris wouldn’t be a vampire. She’d be the meal for Volturi. LOL

  10. Omg, being a vampire? i’d take bein paris fo sho. i’d love to be a vampire. a cullen. but, if it came to b a volturi persn, i’d be gianna. there is just sumfin abowt er. hus wit me??!

  11. Jennifer says:

    OMG!!! That is so true! Paris “Loser” Hilton…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  12. is that adam lambert in the image?

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