Fearnet wonders what life would be like if everyone in Hollywood went vamp. Check out their tongue-in-cheek look at who makes the cut already.
“Paris Hilton
She has porcelain skin, never gains weight and only comes out at night. Plus, she sucks the lifeblood out of everyone around her. Has anyone actually checked to see if Paris has a pulse?”
Get the rest of the list here.
She definitely wouldn’t be a Cullen. Maybe a Denali or Nomad!
LMAO! Nomad it is!
what is Peter was a Vamiper
and he try to dirnk my blood.
peter is not a Vaimper I was worng.
love Beverly so
Me and Peter are not friends anymore and
we broke up.
love Beverly so
I think Edward and Jacob are both cute.
love Beverly so
I watch New Moon with my sister and her boyfreind
Daniel
love Beverly so
have a good weekend Wendy
love Beverly so
My friend just e-mail me She told me She watch new
Moon yesterday.
love Beverly so
you’re so cool Girl
love Beverly so
I saw Peter at muisc Class again and in the cafe’
again today.
love Beverly so
I saw Peter again in the cafe’
I was look at him and he look at me too.
love Beverly so
Hi wendy
I’m not need a boyfriend anyways
me and Steve and sam and Peter I’m over them
for good.
love Beverly so
hi wendy
steve and Sam and Peter are so mean to me
after me and steve broke up with each other
he just left me just like that.
I’m happy that me and sam broke up.
hi wendy
boy’s are werid sometime they not care about that
girlfriends and they allways hung with that friends
and not that girlfriends
love Beverly so
she would feel on humans blood and will probably bee a succubus just like irina
lmao!!!
Totally agree. LMAO
They are so creep, lol, lol, lol… I think they suppose to be nomades or the volture wives… lol!!!!
THAT WOULD GIVE VAMPIRES EVERYWHERE A BAD NAME! A VAMPIRE CAN’T BE THAT SKANKY! LOL!!!!!
lmao that was really funny!
what does lmao mean?
Totally someone should cheeck if Paris has a pulse? lol
that would be great! i think a stupid nomad or something.. i can barely tolerate the cullens…
someone should check to see if she has a pulse?? LOL
LMAOO.
Um, Paris wouldn’t be a vampire. She’d be the meal for Volturi. LOL
Omg, being a vampire? i’d take bein paris fo sho. i’d love to be a vampire. a cullen. but, if it came to b a volturi persn, i’d be gianna. there is just sumfin abowt er. hus wit me??!
OMG!!! That is so true! Paris “Loser” Hilton…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
is that adam lambert in the image?