Topless in New Moon! (ok, not really)

 

 

The above is an example of a title I could never pass up.  Also suggested titles were “Hawt Pics of Bronzed Men”, “Let’s Laugh at Wisconsin!” and the ever-popular “Jaden Fails At Life” (which is incorrect, because in at least 10% of it I succeed).

I have a feeling that there’s an actual explanation for the werewolves/shapeshifters having such bronze skin (they aren’t living in the sunniest of towns, you know), and that I just totally missed it in the books.

Ok, library fines are calling my name.  See you guys.

Comments

  1. Jessica says:

    Beautifully bronzed natrually.
    American Indian sexy wolf boys/men :D

    I’ll take me some of that.

  2. Diana says:

    Most Native Americans, in a sunny area or not, usually have bronzed skin. Maybe not so dark, but dark enough.

    Anyways, either way, I still think they’re major hawtie’s :)

  3. Neebin Benais says:

    It still surprises me how that when Native Americans are romanticized everyone loves them, but in everyday life people normally shun them. I am a Native American and my family are all still Traditional and are all very beautiful people, inside and out. We are all middle class working and making a good living like anyone else would, but yet when we go out people still look at us as ” Dirty Indians”. I’m not calling anyone racist here, just saying its still very confusing growing up and Anicinabe Ikwe. ( Native Women)

  4. Neebin Benais says:

    my bad A* Anicinabe Ikwe.

  5. Swan says:

    Um, duh. They’re Native Americans.

  6. Janie says:

    Do people seriously like Jaden Nation? Totally boring and that pic of the hot wolf men has been posted EVERYWHERE this week.

  7. Katie says:

    Who did he say he thought should play Edward? I couldn’t understand what he said, and I really want to know.

  8. Katie says:

    Who did he say he thought should play Edward? I couldn’t understand.

  9. justchris says:

    Uh…Jaden Nation…it scares me that you have such a prominent voice on this awesome website.

    They have such bronze skin, probably due to their HERITAGE – Native American! Hello!

    • Jaden says:

      I’m descended from Indians, and I’m nowhere near as dark as these guys. Look at pics of the actors they chose for the wolf pack before they were chosen. Some obvious bronzing going on here. ;)

      - Jaden

      • Sensei says:

        But their Native American is more prominant than yours. I’ve got a lot of native in me as well, but more european heritage and that’s why I’m a major player on team pale. Their heritage is more native american than european. Ergo… Dark, classically native american pigmentation.

  10. Emma says:

    As mentioned above, the wolf pack is native american and they are shirtless and wearing shorts because their body temp. is always higher than normal human temp (they seem to always have a fever) therefore, they are never cold. Also, it is easier to shape shift w/ the less clothes they have on.

  11. sassy says:

    if you’re going to spill your soda on somebody in the theater…can you take a picture of it?

  12. Good luck paying off the fines. My favorite meal: prime rib and veggies. Yum. Yeah, so, the reason they’re tan? They’re freaking Native American! That’s like saying why are Indians or Middle Eastern people tan! It’s they’re natural skin pigmentation.

  13. colleen says:

    LOL, IDK why everyone doesn’t seem to like him, I personally, find him hilarious, he’s just poking fun lol. and also, even though I adore Twilight, (seriously, bordering on unhealthy) I think its sort of entertaining how seriously some people take this, going into scientific defentions and whatnot, it’s a story but whatever floats yea boat haha. Anyways, like most people, CAN’T WAIT FOR NEW MOON!

    • Julie says:

      I agree, it’s not like Jaden doesn’t know what he’s talking about, he’s just doing comedy. I think he’s hilarious also. =]

  14. Becka says:

    trufax: jaden nation is my hero ;)

  15. gemma smell's like applecake says:

    lol, love it.
    of course the suntan look is natureal
    but the whole time i was watching the vid,
    i was thinking maybe they have a solarium party once a month
    and then i started thinking cocktails
    and other lame things
    and began rotfl’ing so yeah lame.
    can’t wait for next movie.
    can’t wait for more lame vid’s that crack me up

  16. Paige says:

    Do I really need to comment? They’re Native American! Native Americans, like other races of people (Hispanic, African American, Middle Eastern, to name just a few) have naturally brown skin, shades varying. Just because it’s not sunny doesn’t automatically make them white. Seriously irritated here. Sometimes the people that run the lexicon can make some REALLY dumb assumptions.

  17. Kezie says:

    That just made me laugh:)
    He’s a funny guy…”Didn’t it ever cross the guys mind that the car he was breaking into MIGHT have been a Transformer?” OH MY GOSH hahahahaha yeah I enjoyed that.

  18. Sydney says:

    Hahaha! I cant breath from laughing so hard. You seriously crack me up. That comment hahahaahha! I think I decoded one of the lines.. “You smell worse than Rob.” Wow.

    Hmm.. I wish my comment could be featured in your super awesome videos.

  19. lucy says:

    dummmmb.. sorry… I know he’s trying to be funny. I’m mexican and I naturally have a darker complexion than white people.

  20. Amanda says:

    Yay cookies!!!! : )

  21. Marianne says:

    OK, it’s been said…bronze skin and native Americans…sort of go together???! They are beautiful people!

  22. Heather says:

    gah! i love you jaden.
    you make me laugh so much!
    (although, pretty much everything–even kaleb! =D–makes me laugh…)

  23. mananda says:

    This guy annoys me. Why is he on here?

    • If you don’t like him, don’t watch him. Seriously, it’s okay if you skip over a post.

      • mananda says:

        Trust me, I didn’t watch it on purpose. It blended in with everything else and as soon as I realized what it was, I promptly hit the stop button.

        In all seriousness, why is this guy on here?

  24. Catherine says:

    Oh my goodness! I look forward to these every week! They just brighten my day! Keep ‘em coming!

    Its nice to have a stirical side to the fandom. Yes, we love Twilight, and yes we know other people think we’re annoying! Who cares?! We’re so awesome, we make fun of ourselves!!

    YOU ROCK JADEN!!

    • ciera says:

      I know peolpe(my sister) get annoyed by me everyday and my twilight obsession, but i just laugh along with everyone else.

  25. well IMO these actors had to look this way for their roles because of the characters’ heritage, and also because Stephenie actually mentioned in the book that the Quilutes were darker, didn’t she? Well, I just remember her saying that Jacob was haha ^^; but idk. *shrug*

  26. ciera says:

    I like his videos I watch them all the time.
    I know I might not agree on everything he says but I like twi-comedy now and then, it’s not to be taken seriously at all.
    He obviously loves twilight as much as we do or he wouldn’t spend hours making videos for us (by that I mean twilight YouTube fans).

    I LOVE how low those guys shorts are, it just makes me so hot looking at Paul (my personal favorite).

  27. Symantha says:

    Ahhh, the twilight-obsessed tweenyboppers who can’t stand jokes and satire…

    It saddens me, really.

    I think he knows that Native Americans have darker skin, guys. It’s really funny that you feel you must tell him this.

  28. Emma says:

    Oh my gosh that comment at 1:08 :-o Can someone translate ‘dabby’ ‘heedy’ and ‘bhef’ for me please I’m seriously trying to figure it out!Lol

  29. Karen says:

    I’m not a Twilight teeny bopper, and I love a bit of satire. But this kid and his rapid-fire delivery get on my nerves. No biggie, but I do find myself skipping over these posts. He makes my head hurt.

    He’s sort of an annoying guy, that’s all– most of us aren’t annoyed by him because we’re defensive, but because he’s irritating!

  30. ciera says:

    Sorry for posting again but…
    There was an amazing new moon video you will all love, that I found as I was watching Jaden’s videos.
    Here’s the link
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ude1PQEa0DA
    WATCH IT NOW.

    And to make this relative to this article, again I repeat, Jaden is just an armature comedian so don’t hate too much.

    • Emma says:

      Wow, that is the best New Moon video I have seen by far! Thank you so much for posting it.

      • ciera says:

        I know it’s amazing, thank you for watching it. I just wanted people to see this beautiful video.

        Everyone else watch this video. It’s surely amazing. It’s called ‘New Moon – Tears Of An Angel [Edward's POV]‘

  31. silvia says:

    funny video!
    you guys in the United States really don’t know
    how to eat and how to drink..ciao

  32. DetroitStyle says:

    I know this has been said 15 times already, but…they are bronze skinned because they are Native American. You probably didn’t read that in the book because…well, it should have been assumed. Some people don’t need alot of sun to be darker-skinned…doesn’t seem like you know this.

  33. Rachel L. Morrill-Maharath says:

    Love the tan bodies, I know plenty of Native American & Hispanics who R blessed with gorgeous natural Tans like my sister & few that R cursed with pasty white ghost like skin like myself (Hispanic) & Charlene (Native American) We’ve cried a number of times 2 each other & have had heard all the jokes with the hands over eyes from R legs blinding paleness. Steph’s character Jacob was described as dark, we’ve seen blonds that have had darker skin, so who cares! Also we may get 2 C a lighter complexioned Seth if they stay true to Steph’s book N Eclipse. I don’t love the tattoos though I know there a pack but R they a gang! Is this supposed 2B another take on say the Cullen Crest R we going 2C Team Jac fans rushing off 2 due the circle & line tribal tats? Food-Anything Orchid Thai (Tom Yum Gai- Soup, Lad Na-Noodles, Papaya Salad or sliced beef salad with fresh herb & spices tangy & spicy) is my favorite those who can’t get Albuquerque, New Mexico’s food R just so out of luck we’ve got so many cultures & so much 2 choose from (Indian Tacos, flat bread, Enchiladas, tamales) sorry Jaden if you don’t get some real food real soon we may never get a sequel 2 your 1st book! Happy Birthday Rob, & B careful Kel, (glad your having fun though, if its real? U never know what U can trust as real these days!

  34. Natalie L. says:

    Jaden, I love you. Please marry me.

  35. Switzerland says:

    THIS BOY MAKES ME CRAP MY PANTS!!
    i love him.

  36. Eva says:

    Dude, you make me giggle.

    And chillax people. I’m pretty sure he was kidding about the tanning thing. I think…I hope…

    But I love that picture, even if they look a little creepy in it…

    Oh and did you ever find out what the hell that person was writing in their comment?

    • Eva says:

      sorry I also have to add. Does anyone else think Paul looks like a creepy pedophile/psycho in this picture? What about the fact that Sam’s head looks like it was just pasted on his body?

      • ciera says:

        Don’t really like Sam, but it doesn’t matter to me because he wasn’t that important of a character so I didn’t care what he looked like. But the others have really cute faces.
        Paul doesn’t look like pedophile. He’s the hottest out of all those wolves up there.

    • ciera says:

      Are you referring to Rachel L. Morrill-Maharath
      comment? (Not trying to offended you Rachel) because I think she talking about how you don’t need lots of sun to be naturally tan…her cousins are darker then she is…more blah blah. It got real confusing when she started talking about Mexican food and using a lot of abbreviations.

  37. Sarah says:

    Satire, people. Of course he knows why they’re tan. It’s hilarious how many sensitive, defensive people you can find online. Thanks for the vid, Jaden.

  38. Katy says:

    I love how both Jaden & Kaleb pasted shirts on the guys.

  39. diva cullen says:

    its a 365 day tan because they are native american people of colour like my self babes it doesnt fade.
    dont hate!!!!
    xxxdd

  40. Barbara says:

    This video is hilarious! I watch it at last 5 times a day

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