Topless in New Moon! (ok, not really)

 

 

The above is an example of a title I could never pass up.  Also suggested titles were “Hawt Pics of Bronzed Men”, “Let’s Laugh at Wisconsin!” and the ever-popular “Jaden Fails At Life” (which is incorrect, because in at least 10% of it I succeed).

I have a feeling that there’s an actual explanation for the werewolves/shapeshifters having such bronze skin (they aren’t living in the sunniest of towns, you know), and that I just totally missed it in the books.

Ok, library fines are calling my name.  See you guys.