Twilight Parody Musical May Look For Permanent Status

MTV checked out the one-night-only Twilight parody musical that was done for charity.

The show opens much as the “Twilight” movie does, with Bella’s monologue about her impending death followed by the cafeteria scene and the upbeat track “Looking for Something.” (Sample lyrics: “I think I see a Fork stuck in my road,” “We’re standing on the twilight of something good.”) The first act hems closely with its source material, including all the requisite scenes: Edward’s biology class freak-out, Bella’s car accident and the bookstore gang-up. Much of the dialogue comes straight from screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg’s script, too, albeit with much-welcomed embellishments. (Charlie to Bella: “I know it’s awkward starting in the middle of a semester, so I got you a truck!”)

But things take a canon-twisting turn about two-thirds of the way through the first act when Hermione, Ron and Harry show up. Yes, someone got “Harry Potter” in our “Twilight.” Instead of Victoria, James and Laurent, Hogwarts’ finest play the villains here. The meta levels reach 11 when the wizards mistakes Edward for Cedric Diggory. And so it is that Ron tracks Bella down in her old ballet studio and is done in by the Cullen coven, leaving Hermione to avenge the death of her beloved. The first act closes on Bella’s birthday — the surprisingly bloody scene from “New Moon.”

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There is also according to MTV some talk about the show opening permanently off-Broadway. Would you go to see it?


  1. In a heartbeat! PLEASE COME!

  2. Emily Huff says:

    I would love to see it! But you can see it on youtube. They did it at their school first and recorded it and put it on youtube. Not sure if its still up or not but it was on youtube.

  3. Absolutely! Please stay as an off-Broadway production.

  4. Twilight Nymph says:

    Yes please! I would so go and watch that. It sounds amazing

  5. CullenCoven says:

    This sounds interesting.

  6. Great! I can’t wait to see it:)

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