Hello people, I’m Jaden Nation. Due to a perfectly-executed mixture of bribery, blackmail and Becka Grapsy (the three B’s) I am now a sorely-underpaid employee of the Twilight Lexicon. For the past couple of months I’ve been running a video blog about the New Moon movie and now the Lex offered to host my videos (in simple terms: Bailey got nothin on me). No, just kidding.
We’re having some bizarre problems (probably aliens) with uploading this week’s vid. So if, for example, you’re interested in getting a free sample of Robert Pattinson’s saliva on your Twilight DVD, plz click the image below to see the video. You will be transported to a world of magic. (I have vanquished the aliens and now you can watch the video in the post, Clearly Jaden is still new around here)
Also, this video includes some Bald Content. For anybody from my usual channel asking what happened to my previous curly golden locks of hair: this is what happened:
Stunning last-minute Photoshop magic, eh? Note my ghostly (ghastly?) appearance and the POOF of hair protruding from the side of my head. It’s my headhunter lock.
not funny, kind of annoying, and please do not encourage the Kristen haters!!
agree with post #2!! And Jaden on Lexicon? Woot!
kristen u know we love you o dont be sad be glad! ok… that was kinda lame. Awesome vid
I like Kristen =( I don’t smile that much either. and this guy is really hyper. I like his jasper impersonation, but the rest of it…???
This so stupid!
keep them comin, but don’t hate on Kristen please!!!!!!!
Lol. I agree with Keri.
Other than that, you rock Jaden! : P
i thought he was very funny, and cute. Talent definitely runs in that family.
He sounds like Kaleb! >_> Hehehe
That was freakin AWSOME!!!!!!!! I love warped humor it’s the best!!!!! Plus there is no i way i would pay for Rob’s spit that gross and there’s no way he could produce enough spit for 1 thousand copies of twilight
This is pure gold!! I found it quite funny, got some good laughs out of it. It may possibly have made my day.
Both that Twilight Guy and this new one are stupid
Ahahaha Jaden you’re amazing!
Thank you, Lexicon, for featuring Jaden!
<3 Leah
This is funny! kind of stupid, but funny none the less!!! hope we see more of you jaden!
does anyone else think that he looks like jesse mccartney with his head shaved
especially with the shades
i like it ;D
om yeah i just posted a comment like that!
Yay! Jaden’s on the Lexicon! Way to go!
yay! i love jaden! good choice lexicon.
Wait. So is Jaden related to Kaleb?
They even have the same voice.
yeah, Jaden and Kaleb *are* brothers. And once you’ve known them for a while, you realize how completely different they are from each other.
omg i thought that was kaleb im like why are ppl calling him jaden??? haha a couple times i swear he kinda looked like jesse mcartney no lie haha
A new addition to the Lex, yay! Thanks for the warning, Melody. As a Christian myself, this makes me sad.