Stephenie Meyer is ALIVE!

Apparently some idiot (who we are going to refrain from giving web traffic to) started the rumor that Stephenie Meyer is dead. She’s alive and well folks.

As for the idiot who started the rumor and the media sources that repeated it without checking it out…you can imagine our thoughts.

EDITED: And in case you doubt us, Stephenie has just called her brother to update her website to that the  same.