Hey Kids, Don’t Try This At Home…

Add this to the “now we’ve heard everything” pile… It seems some 13-year-old boy decided to bite classmates and is blaming it on Twilight.  In our opinion, Twilight is no more likely to have you chow down on classmates than Harry Potter is likely to have you jump off a building on a broom stick.

We’re really hoping that as Dr. Phil says that “common sense hasn’t taken a holiday” and that obviously there’s a lot more going on here than than movie mind control. The last thing we need is a warning of “don’t try this at home” stamped on the DVD’s a la McDonald’s coffee which amazingly is hot and hurts if you spill it on yourself.