Nickmom has a really funny series of pictures that capture Twilight moments called If Twilight Was Written By An Average Mom. One is above. Check out the rest on Nickmom.
This post just made me laugh buckets today, especially with all the melodramatic “save the children from the horror of Twilight” critiques that pop up every time a movie comes out. It’s nice to see someone putting Twilight into tongue-in-cheek perspective. Lists like this can be kind of predicable, but this one was actually, truly funny. I laughed out loud on number 4 particularly because of the way a colleague was talking about her 13-year-old at lunch.
5. He CLAIMS he’s a vegetarian, but on that night you made Blood Pudding, he mysteriously materialized in your kitchen, scooped himself a big ol’ plate and then politely asked for seconds.
4. He’s the only person who can stand your daughter when she’s PMS-ing.
3. She’s not sleeping with him. NOT THAT YOU ENCOURAGE TEENAGE SEX.
Check out the entire list on NickMom Blog. Apparently Nickmom is a new site that just launched this week. Hope it continues to bring on the funny!