Caption This: Teletubby Taylor

One of our forum mods, Open Home, saw the title I ran for the Access Hollywood piece on the DVD extras. She then used photshop and below is the result.

The person who comes up with the most creative caption gets the autographed photo of their choice from what we have in stock in our current collection. We’ll pick a winner on Sunday night at 11:59pm.

Comments

  1. Cheri Dunkel Stevens says:

    Nano, nano. You earthlings are very beautiful!

  2. Jacob: You wouldn’t have to change for me.
    Bella: That’s obscene. Go put your video screen back on your belly.

  3. Bella: what does this means Jacob!? why aren’t you a wolf?!

    Jacob: Bella even though my father is a Quillete my mother was… Lala sadly this only happens when someone with bad luck needs my protection.

    Bella: Oh fudge!

  4. Second option (I hope is okay to post another one)

    Bella: “What happened to you Jacob?! Why aren’t you a wolf?

    Jacob: Sorry Bella even if my father is a Quillete my mother was…Lala. This only happens when a virgin needs my protection.

    Bella: Stupid bizarrely moral vampire!

  5. “It’s ok Bella. I miss watching TV on my abs too.”

  6. Jake: Bella, I know you know where my scooter is, and I’d really like to have it back now…

  7. Jennifer L. says:

    Jacob: “Have you ever had a secret you couldn’t tell anyone?”
    Bella: “Not one like yours.”

  8. Jacob : “Have you ever had a secret? One that wasn’t yours to tell? Well that’s what it’s like for me, only worse, you have no idea how tight I’m bound.”
    Bella: “I have to say your costume gives me a pretty good idea.”

  9. Bella: Why are you pink?
    Jake: our colours reflect our personalities!
    Bella: is there something your not telling me?

  10. Bella: your pale pink… you like to run over hills… you say “eh oh” alot…you only eat tubby toast and its like your from a different land…

    Jacob: Sure, sure… now say it… out loud

    Bella: a telle tubby…

  11. Jacob when I said I had a thing for tellies I realy didn’t mean Tellietubbies!!!!

  12. Jacob: “Shirtless is soooo 2009″

  13. Jacob: Bella, I’m in love with you, and I want you to pick me instead of him.

    Bella: I love you Jacob, but I love him more! Besides… you’re pink…

  14. I’m better for you than he is bella! Can he give you cable tv through his stomach I think not…case closed!

  15. Jake: Bella, Did you say i was hot? Like Red hot?

    Bella: No, Jacob, i said you look like a Red Hot, like the candy….. *eyeroll*

  16. Jacob: OH, A, LALALALALAL, HEHEHEHE, TINKY WINKY, HEHEHE, GAGAGA, GO GA
    KRISTEN:…. I THOUGH YOU UNDERSTOOD. I DON’T FEEL THAT WAY FOR YOU TINKY

  17. jake. hi bells how are you ?

    bella. jake why r u a tellyatubby .

    jake. alice dared me to see what you would say.

    bella .AAAAAAAALICE YOU ARE FUNNNY HAAAHAAA OK JAKE TAKE IT OFF.

    JAKE. I CANT THE ZIPPER IS STUCK.

    BELLA. I JUST TAKLED TO ALICE SUPPER GLUED IT SHUT HAHAHAHAHAHAH

    B

  18. “Oh Bella, let me take you to Teletubby land, its sunny everyday,and the sun not only shines_it giggles!”

  19. “You’ll always be Laa-Laa to me.”

  20. Kim Hofsiss says:

    Jacob: I love you, You love me, We’re a happy fam-i-… Oh wait that’s the wrong show!

  21. Bella: Jake, I know what you are. You walk really strangely… your skin is red, and all you seem to eat is tubby-custard.

    Jake: Say it! Out loud!

    Bella: Your….. a teletubby.

  22. “Oh, so sparkles you are okay with. I see how it is.”

  23. “(Be)lala, I am your brother!” Darth Vador voice!

  24. Jacob: “I was never the right monster for you Bella, was I? So how about this? Rawr!”
    Bella: “Jake,please! We were meant to be…”
    Jacob: “I’m so sorry, Dipsy was my only love.”

  25. Jake: What, I’m not the right kind of monster for you?

  26. Jacob “Tellytubby hug”
    Bella: “In case my right hook wasn’t clear enough I don’t want any more Tellytubby hugs!”

  27. You can deal with vampires and werewolves, but THIS is what pushes you over the edge?

  28. Jacob: “Can you be honest for me, Bella?”

    Bella: *Looking up and down the length of his body* “Um, sure?”

    Jacob: “Does this make my abs look good?”

    Bella: *silence*

  29. twilightkuti3 says:

    Jake: so sparkles is ok but red isn’t your ‘favorite’ color on me
    Bella: Jake that’s not what I met
    Jake: you know what forget it- just forget it
    Bella: Jake I’m sorry but I have to be honest it makes your butt look big
    Jake: that’s it where’s Tinky Winky *storms off*
    Bella: and I thought the talk with Charlie was awkward

  30. Bella:”Your skin is red like a tomato and somtimes you speak like a three year old,I know what your are… Teletubby!”

  31. Jacob: Does this make me look fat?

  32. Cheryl Hagan says:

    Nanoo nanoo, and a good day to you!

  33. Therese Melancon says:

    Sorry miss, the vision you saw was a combination of swamp gas and the barometric pressure. There was no UFO.

  34. Antonio Dominguez says:

    Bella: Your skin is bright red, and you have a antenna on your head. I know what you are.

    Jacob: Bella, Say It Out Loud.

    Bella: A Teletubby.

    Jacob: Are You Afraid?

    Bella: Yes.

  35. JenLouise0201 says:

    “Bella, don’t worry about the missing television on my stomach. It would have been a shame to cover up my abs…”

  36. SparkyTwilight says:

    When trying to make sure they didn’t get an R rating from the MPAA, Summit took it one step too far.

    or

    Somebody in editing had a little too much fun when removing the wolves’ genitals.

  37. “…anything for Nessie.”

  38. I’m probably too late – in the UK so not sure of time difference, but anyway:

    Jake: “I’m sorry Bella, but its time for tubby bye byes…”

  39. Bella: Red?
    Jacob: I’m sorry Bella, I was sick of being a big bad wolf =/

  40. Jake: “I can sense how I make you feel, physically. I make you nervous. You love me too though, I know it. Just think, you could have Edward Cullen, OR you could have Tinkie Wnikie, Dipsy, Lala, and me!.”

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