The families of Alphie and Pel HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! Being a fan is one thing. But this! THIS is OBSESSION!
This site is closed until further notice.
You want your precious Lexicon back? Stay tuned. We’ll let you know what we’ve done with Lori and Laura around 7 am.
Figure out something else to do with your lives that does not involved sparkling vampires and pubescent werewolves.
Until we next update, try watching something really worthwhile like this poignant and sentimental video on real heroes and the pastime of champions.