We first introduced you to the Twilight Widower last week. He details the antics of his Twilight obsessed wife in a good-natured way. He’s an especially good sport because they live in the Vancouver area and his wife keeps dragging him downtown to buy milk and bread.
“Before Twilight, I would have to subtly draw hints from her for weeks to determine what sort of gift she wanted for special occasions and then would get it wrong anyway, despite all my careful detective work. (She told me she wanted a food processor; how was I supposed to know it wasn’t a good Valentine’s Day gift?) But now that she has given herself over to Edward Cullen, knowing what she wants is ridiculously easy.”
Anyway, in his most recent entry, he mentions the bright side to being a Twilight Widower: gift buying is easier. There are also other…er…fringe benefits as you read down(work safe, but a strong PG-13). We don’t think we’ll be looking at boats quite the same way for awhile. Check it out. TY to Twi-Crack for the heads up.