What If Everyone Was a Vampire?

Fearnet wonders what life would be like if everyone in Hollywood went vamp. Check out their tongue-in-cheek look at who makes the cut already.

Paris Hilton
She has porcelain skin, never gains weight and only comes out at night. Plus, she sucks the lifeblood out of everyone around her.  Has anyone actually checked to see if Paris has a pulse?”

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