Twilight Widower Blog

As I type this (this is Pel) I am sitting next to Be My Escape (who saw the entry the other day on Twicrack) and we have tears rolling down our face from laughing so hard. All we can say is now the guys who get all wrapped up in football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc. and their wives and girlfriends  just don’t care, now you know what it’s like.

You really want to put down all liquids before reading or there’s a chance that you are going to short out your monitor. Just one of the gems from this blog:

It was an unusual evening at our house tonight. Claiming that my blog has “shamed her,” the Missus cooked dinner and did the dishes afterwards, before withdrawing behind her laptop. This may seem like a small thing, but it’s the most attention she’s paid me since she’s discovered Edward Cullen.

I felt she deserved a reward. (Positive reinforcement is the key to winning your woman back from the cold, grasping arms of that undead home wrecker).”