First Look at New Moon “Where’s Rob-do” Commercial

(huff)  (puff)  Did I make it in time?  Is it not midnight yet?

When the Lexicon took me under their wing (theoretically speaking) they told me to make sure I got my video uploaded before midnight of Sunday.  They did not, however, clarify which time zone I needed to get it in by.  And then they leaned closer (with a twinkly twinkle in their eye) and said:

“If you don’t have your video up by then, you’ll be TURNED TO STONE!”  (see example below)

Brace yourselves for some scary kafuffin, guys.

NOOOOOO.  I need them!  All of them!  How can I be a writer if (as the pirates say) Stone Men Tell No Tales?

So because of these subtle hints/threats, I have spent the greater part of this Sunday trying to find Twilight stories that were Controversial or Scandalous.  And I ended up talking about Yes Man, and leaving the house and nearly getting killed at the gym (for reals…it was a dreadful embarassment).

Comments much appreciaterized.  BlogTV on Friday at blogtv.com/people/jadennation!  Lots of Oreos will be eaten and dedicated.

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