(huff) (puff) Did I make it in time? Is it not midnight yet?
When the Lexicon took me under their wing (theoretically speaking) they told me to make sure I got my video uploaded before midnight of Sunday. They did not, however, clarify which time zone I needed to get it in by. And then they leaned closer (with a twinkly twinkle in their eye) and said:
“If you don’t have your video up by then, you’ll be TURNED TO STONE!” (see example below)
Brace yourselves for some scary kafuffin, guys.
NOOOOOO. I need them! All of them! How can I be a writer if (as the pirates say) Stone Men Tell No Tales?
So because of these subtle hints/threats, I have spent the greater part of this Sunday trying to find Twilight stories that were Controversial or Scandalous. And I ended up talking about Yes Man, and leaving the house and nearly getting killed at the gym (for reals…it was a dreadful embarassment).
Comments much appreciaterized. BlogTV on Friday at blogtv.com/people/jadennation! Lots of Oreos will be eaten and dedicated.
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