Being a natural assassin and part-time goose farmer, stealth and espionage comes more naturally to me than to your usual blogger. Hence, I am posting my video at 1:18 AM Nation Time (thank you, OTNC), when I am certain the usual admins of this site are either A) asleep or B) doing fun things with friends. I am unable to do either, mostly due to Dr. Mupps only giving me thirty minutes out of my cell each day. (sigh).
Oh, and clicking on the image below will open the video in a new window. The reason I can’t post the video again (I believe) is because I have a meager guest account which won’t let me post hyperlinks. Could one of the mods fix this, plz? Kthx. FIXED!…altough Sunday is actually Jaden’s day, but we love him and will let him post on Saturday since he’s a little confused. 
I’m still unsure who this Caleb Newton person is supposed to be…perhaps a distant relative of my dear brother Kaleb? I certainly hope not, as this would make me related to someone who’s last name began with a consonant, such as this apparently drug-addled fellow:
Terrifying.
Jaden Nation runs a weekly satire piece, but the views and opinions expressed are those of Jaden Nation, not persay the Twilight Lexicon.
Yay Nation time. I don’t live there, but I know the girl who made it up (I’m the leader of the OTNC, for all y’all who don’t know (and I’m preparing for the hate from them peoples who think we’re stalkers), which is spelled OTNC not ONTC. Silly Jaden). I’ll watch the video later. It’s 3 am here.
Oh, the OTNC is definitely full of stalkers like yourself, but I still think you’re fab! LoL
Funny as always, Jaden. Bubble pipes are all the rage these day, or so I hear. o.O
SCANDAL SCANDAL SCANDAL
*Dies from unnecessary gasping*
Jaden you totally got that picture from “The Worst Witch”! I love that movie!
Entertaining as always.
Oh. My. Gosh. I CANNOT stop laughing! That was quite possible the funniest thing i’ve seen in a VERY long time. I’ve been sick all week, and that just helped brighten my mood a little bit, so good job.
Yes, she really fooled everyone with her bubble pipe, didn’t she? Haha. Hysterical episode.
I can’t see the video!
grrrr
ahh that was good. “and taylor is dating billy rae! =0″
Bubbles…lol
lolz that was freaking funny
But who is Taylor really dating in real life??
You kinda freak me out at times, but i love your energy
I did freak out……in a funny way.Jaden is hilarious.
LMAO GUARD BEAR!!! Hahahhahaha!
Hey guys…I know this is an odd place to post this but I don’t know where else to do it, so I’ll probably post it in a few other “comments” section in hopes a lot of people will read it!
I am studying Twilight in my college Young Adult Studies class and one of the assignments is to ask a few people (or many!) some questions about their experience with the series. If YOU would be up for answering some questions (such as why you chose to read the series, which was your favorite book, how many times have you read them, how did you feel about the movie, etc…) PLEASE email me at
Slightlynorsk@gmail.com
and I will send you the questions! Feel free to answer as many of them as you want–you don’t need to answer all if you don’t want to!
Thank you everyone, I will really appreciate this!
-Shirley
Awesome Jaden as always! Taylor and Billy Rae? Ick. I hope he’s not associated with anything remotely Miley related. Fig newtons are yummy! Guard bear ROTFL! Oh and I totally have that movie the Worst Witch Tim Curry as the grand wizard. my niece loves it. She’s 5. lol
HEEEYYYY! i’m the one who came up with nation time! ask rakey. RIGHT, RAKEY!?!? so. dun thank the otnc (though i love my fellow members very much), thank me, plz
cuz. i live in nation time. and i gladly say that all the time 
This made me giggle.
Oh, and I watched the Worst Witch when it came on HBO every year, and that song by Tim Curry always gave me nightmares. Yet, he is still one of the most awesome people ever born.
I greatly enjoy your Twi-news, and hope to see more of it– it a bit NoMoreMarbles mixed in with What the Buck. And that is just fine with me.