Guess who wasn’t invited to KStew’s birthday!

Being a natural assassin and part-time goose farmer, stealth and espionage comes more naturally to me than to your usual blogger.  Hence, I am posting my video at 1:18 AM Nation Time (thank you, OTNC), when I am certain the usual admins of this site are either A) asleep or B) doing fun things with friends.  I am unable to do either, mostly due to Dr. Mupps only giving me thirty minutes out of my cell each day.  (sigh).

Oh, and clicking on the image below will open the video in a new window.  The reason I can’t post the video again (I believe) is because I have a meager guest account which won’t let me post hyperlinks.  Could one of the mods fix this, plz?  Kthx. FIXED!…altough Sunday is actually Jaden’s day, but we love him and will let him post on Saturday since he’s a little confused. 🙂

I’m still unsure who this Caleb Newton person is supposed to be…perhaps a distant relative of my dear brother Kaleb?  I certainly hope not, as this would make me related to someone who’s last name began with a consonant, such as this apparently drug-addled fellow:

Terrifying.

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