http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/is-breaking-dawn-really-the-end-of-the-twilight-saga/question-914309/

Well, I’ll be looking forward to seeing Russet Noon on fanfiction.net so I can either love or giggle at it. I’m really curious now.

Thanks so very much for your kind advice. You are a very knowledgeable Twilight-Psychiatrist, you have made me see the light. You really have layeth the smacketh down on me. It’s gonna take me years to recover from all the damage you caused with your oh-very-eloquent, scholarly debates. I’m forever in your debt.

When I’m in a straight-jacket, I’ll be sure to tell the panel of psychiatrists that examines me to hire you as their head shrink. You really have an uncanny ability to diagnose the mentally ill with great accuracy and you don’t even need to know their medical history to do it. You are so far ahead of your time, I’m gonna have to build a monument for you.

You’ve officially exhausted the reply thread. Actually at this point we’d just settle for you crawling back under that rock you live under. Would the good citizens of Antelope Valley please reclaim your resident idiot? i know you’d probably rather not have her back, but we are tired of dealing with her. I’m just throwing all your IPs into moderation…no more comments from you…you are the weakest link… please pick up your lovely parting gifts and don’t let the werewolf bite you on the butt on your way out the door..goodbye

If not seriously are you off your meds? I’m wondering are you bi-polar? Someone emailed me and pointed out that on another site(can’t find the link now think it’s called right to write or something like that)and they are wondering if you have Aspergers? If either of those two things or something similar is true get help, or go to whoever it is you go to when you think you are missing social and context clues, because this is one big failure to pick up on context, tone, and reason.

Honestly, you were an afternoon’s diversion on a slow work day. Seriously, you’re making this too easy. Do you enjoy being my Internet punching bag? Cause you keep coming here to my turf (which in case you haven’t figured it out is a fansite for the author not a wannabe author) and I keep smacking you down with what is actually common knowledge and the law and yet you keep coming back for more. Every single thing you write is such utter nonsense it’s hard to know where to begin to even debunk it. You say you want to move on, but all your actions prove otherwise. You keep claiming that you’ve learned but at the same time you keep claiming that Stephenie Meyer’s characters aren’t hers and link to dubious sources to continue to delude yourself (I’ll have to tell the editor of Blast magazine he’s a scholarly source when I’m invited to their Christmas party this year.)

I’ve taken a look around the Internet. With every additional press release you write you are fast becoming the largest and possibly longest running Internet joke. No one is supporting you, they are pointing, laughing, and dying for your next bout of lunacy so they can do it again. I can’t imagine this is the only time something like this has happened to you. This is your real-life problems repeating on a grander scale online. SEE A DOCTOR. YOU NEED ONE. Really, get help, you need it.

Actually, better yet, since you know you are right and the rest of us are wrong, tell your college professors exactly what you are doing. Show them all your press releases, all your contentions, and this post and the ensuing threads. While you are at it show it all to your family. What have you got to lose. I’m thinking someone you care about needs to help you out here, because really you are losing a grip on reality.

I’m not your opponent. We’re moms of teens and we just happen to disagree on the subjects of Twilight, fanfics, copyright, promotion, etc. So what? We’re still fellow human beings.

Why antagonize each other over an insignificant impasse? Just take a chill pill and bury the hatchet, why don’t you? Hatred and rancor are bad for your health. Can we just agree to disagree and leave it at that?

Read my PRs if you want, that’s cool. No need to discuss them on your blog. It’s all good in the hood. Let Stephenie worry about the legal issues. Everyone else just chill, come on. You’re blowing this out of proportion. Take a deep breath and read the following article while you’re at it:

http://psa.blastmagazine.com/2008/08/23/twilight-a-follow-up-and-a-promise/

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4847870/1/An_Untitled_Continuation_of_the_Twilight_Saga

You mean restating as in a new press release as if we didn’t get it the first time?

I’ll be reading them, I won’t be giving them any front page blog time, but I’ll read them.

Incidentally my part of the Universal Mind is happy to donate to your part of the Universal Mind most of 1984. There’s a lot of Michael Jackson, Duran Duran, and Laura Branigan lyrics rattling around in there that I could really do without them taking up space. I might be able to remember more useful things like where the hell my car keys are. Try as I might The Union of the Snake is seriously embedded, but since you’ve got this universal mind thing nailed, if you could zap those lyrics out or channel them to someone who really needs them it would be sweet. Better yet, rerecord the song I’m sure the guys won’t mind if you just take it.

Really you aren’t accomplishing anything here. With apologies to George Lucas, “Move along, these are not the fans you are looking for.” I won’t be engaging you further. My boring day at work is over, and I have better things to do than to continue a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

“Neither of us has any delusions about getting these published and we certainly don’t send out press releases about them as they are nothing more than an idle past time.”

No need to restate your views for the umpteenth time, as they’ve already been established quite clearly. But, since we seem to be rehashing personal interpretations ’til the cows home, I’d like to mention once again that I stand my ground in regards to my mature adult perspective, so if my PRs upset you so much, then don’t read them.